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INT. JANETS ROOM, REHAB FACILITY, ISLE OF WIGHT.

SFX: MUSAK PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND

AMY
They shipping you oot then hen?

JANET
Looks that way yeah, I guess I just packed everything up.

AMY
There's something you need to ken lassie. Once your over the border I think you should get in touch with some friends of mine.

JANET
I'm not sure about that Amy, from what you have told me that can be a bit more danger than I'm used to.

AMY
Ah you'll be fine lass, One.of my contacts is a dirty sassinack like yerself.

JANET
Who you calling dirty ya bitch

AMY
Not bad dirty, ya ken what I mean, just us Scots that like to tease the English ya know

JANET
Alright, I let you off. So who's this friend and are they fit?

AMY
Well, there is a couple of people. You'll probably get moved into a converted Premier Inn. Run by this wee hippy radge guy who calls himself Unity. I mean, what a fuckin name, but he's pretty sound. He works at the Inn. Contact him and tell him Amy sent ya, he'll sort you oot.

JANET
Does that mean he's gonna try and fuck me.

AMY
No way, not like that. Unity is a weird fella, perfectly nice an all but I think he's ACE.

JANET
Ace as in good or ace as in part of the spectrum?

AMY
Aye, he's a wee spectrum gadge like. He might put your in touch with Lauren or Bronwyn, They run a wee farmhouse just ootside a Glasgee. They ken the chick I wiz messing wif, Jessi.

JANET
I have to admit to you Amy I'm a bit scared about heading North.

AMY
Ah, dunae worry hen. Its alright past the border like, the government fuckers make it sound worse than it is.

JANET
Thanks Amy, that helps a lot. I'm going to miss you.

AMY
Aye, that's natural, now don't be so gay about it and get te fook.