Scene 3-2
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Author Notes
This might not be 3-2 but I just needed to get it written.
INT. A HALLWAY JUST OUTSIDE THE FACILITY GYM
SFX: GYM MACHINES CLANKING DISTANTLY IN THE BACKGROUND, MOBILE PHONE STARTS RINGING
NORMAN
Honey, I'm so glad you called, you know how much I LOVE to hear from my WIFE during the day.
SFX: INCOHERANT MUMBLING FROM THE PHONE
NORMAN
Yes, it's going well. They have said what an asset I will be to the overall view of the documentary.
SFX: INCOHERANT MUMBLING FROM THE PHONE
FELIX
(Up close as if he crept up on Norman)
Enjoy your tour of the Gym did you Daddy.
NORMAN PHALLUS
(spooked)
You again, get away from me you filthy animal.
FELIX
Don't worry Daddy, nobody can see us, no need to pretend now.
NORMAN PHALLUS
(Pauses and said quietly)
You understand that I need to keep myself safe though
FELIX
Of course Daddy, Don't worry I'm only teasing you, your little secret is secret is safe, especially after your payment.
NORMAN PHALLUS
Nobody needs to know about that.
(Gets slightly selfish conscious)
When you said "little secret" you mean our arrangement?
FELIX
(evil catty laugh)
You mean have I told everyone about your other small secret. Not at all. I don't think it's funny though that someone with a name like your's is so lacking downstairs.
NORMAN PHALLUS
Yes, well.
FELIX
What do you think of the facility?
NORMAN PHALLUS
It seems well kept and the gym was very interesting.
FELIX
I know what you mean, Brad is a bit of a gym bunny and he sometimes asks me to check his form. I'm more than happy to oblige.
NORMAN PHALLUS
(Jealous)
Don't get too attached Felix
FELIX
Don't you worry Daddy, I know who is going to buy me more toys and it's not going to be some random labourer who shouldn't even be here.
REHAB HEAD PERSON
(shouting and getting closer)
Lord Phallus, there you are, Felix, get away from our guest.
FELIX
Oh, shush. The right honorable gentleman was just telling me how excited he was by seeing the gym. I know it's really hard to tell from the outside but I'm sure deep down he's rigid with excitement.
REHAB HEAD PERSON
Of course he is. Seeing all the hard work that we put into your rehabilitation Felix. Besides, shouldn't you be somewhere I think we are just about to serve lunch.
FELIX
Yeah, I could go for a bite. I hope it's tiny sausages again. You know how much I love those.
(Moving away)
Bye Daddy.
NORMAN PHALLUS
(coughs)
Its about time I went too. I have to report back to Westminster.
REHAB HEAD PERSON
Allow me to guide you to the exit Lord Phallus.
SFX: WALKING ON CLINCAL FLOOR
FADE OUT