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STEVE MCDONALD
Your listening to StraightSpace Radio channel one, brought to you by StraightSpace Media. This is your StraightSpace News, "News never bending, straight your Radio". The time is five o'clock I'm your host Steve Macdonald.

STEVE MCDONALD
Our first story tonight is one of success as the Government have reported that another 30 fugitives were transported last night to the border, This sends a message of zero tolerance to any remaining queer people out there. The government have mentioned that if this continues then they may have to increase taxes to pay for the transport.

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STEVE MACDONALD
After taking over from the BBC, StraightSpace Media have the results of a recent poll determining that they are now the top Media provider. Spokesperson Andrew Gallery gave us this quote.

ANDREW GALLERY
It's natural that we are the top g for media. This is proof that the cream will always rise to the top. We are happy to represent the UK. To further our programming we have just commissioned a three part mini series on the Rehabilitation Facility to demonstrate the good work they do. Filming starts this week and we can confirm that Lord Norman Phallus has agreed to be part of the show.

STEVE MACDONALD
Finally, news about the latest achievements in technology. StraightSpace Labs have been gathering information on citizens viewing habits. This is ensure that no citizens are watching unregulated programmes. Last week it was found that at certain times Channel 5 was showing old episodes of The Golden Girls which has now thankfully been switched off for being potentially disruptive.

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STEVE MACDONALD
That's been your news at 17:00. I've been Steve Macdonald for StraightSpace news. This is your StraightSpace News, "News never bending, straight your Radio". Our next news is at ten o'clock.

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